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boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

(Source: sweatergoblin, via silentlysweet)

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*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground


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