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emaciatinq:

boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

(Source: sweatergoblin, via silentlysweet)

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surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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